Rush Limbaugh Quotes

Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.

Men are fine, love is fine, it's marriage I'm a little disappointed in.

Maidens! why should you worry in choosing whom you shall marry? Choose whom you may, you will find you have got somebody else.

You don't always marry the love of your life.

Marriage is - among other things - a study in contradiction and disappointment, and inside that reality there is space for us to truly learn how to love.

The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.

The bottom line is that we never fall for the people we're supposed to.

All romances end at marriage.

I believe marriage is a spectator sport.

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good-night.

Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert.

We fell in love quickly. We got married very quickly. It didn't work out the way we wanted it to. There's nothing more to it.

Love & Marriage are about work & Compromise. They're about seeing someone for what he is, being disappointed and deciding to stick around anyway. They're about commitment and comfort, not some kind of sudden, hysterical recognition.

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

There are a couple of times I would've liked to have married. I think I made a mistake, especially once.

marriage is when a man stops disappointing many women and focuses on disappointing one!

It is possible for a spinster to be disappointed in lovers, but only the married are ever disappointed in love.

When I was young, I had a list of things that I wanted in a husband. I knew what he should read and what sports he should like and blah, blah, blah. But the truth is, that the list was a shocking mirror image of me. You want to marry yourself when you are young. All the things you think are so urgently important, when you get older, you discover they don't have anything to do with love.

These things end,” she said. “They always end. Nobody marries their first love. First love is just that. First. It’s implied that something else will follow.

I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.

Oh, Jo, how could you? Your one beauty.

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

A man who doesn't make you feel special, wanted or important would make a very poor husband.

Among even the happiest married couples there are always moments of regret.

A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died; it was the triumph of hope over experience.