Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.
Citations
Dangerfield, Rodney. It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs. St. Martin's Press, 2004.
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Jack Roy, popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.