Tom Segura Quotes

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff.

I do enjoy Dennis Miller, I do enjoy Chris Rock when they do their political humor, but it's never been my goal... I love relatable humor.

Chris Rock is a very funny man.

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.

I've been watching a ton of Ali Wong on Netflix. I love everything she does - there's a fearlessness about her.

Dave Chappelle - he's one of my favorite icons. I can't think of anyone who's funnier.

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

Brent Weinbach made [Gangster Party Line].I guess I saw it when it first came out. And that is so goddamn funny to me. The guys are real dudes and they're not good, but they're also good enough.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

I'd heard that Lenny Bruce used a lot of profanity and obscenities in his act, and I was curious.

I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.

I've always been a fan at home. That's the one joke I have with Sam [Champion]. "I've always loved you! I remember wanting to be you in grade school!"

I love Steven Wright.

I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

I used to love comic books, and I love American comedy, and neither are afraid to tackle big themes.

'South Park' is so hilarious... I remember when it first came out: that show changed television forever.

All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in.

Natasha Lyonne is fantastic on Twitter. She posts hilarious pictures. I don't even know where she finds some of them; it'll be like a random picture of a chinchilla kissing a lion or Bill Murray and Jim Belushi out on a boat or something.

Chris Rock is a good friend of mine, and he is hysterical.

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.

To me, it wasn't 'Star Wars' that shaped me; it was more 'Mary Tyler Moore' and, nowadays, 'Louie' and 'Girls.'