Adhir Kalyan Quotes

I follow all these fashion blogs that are cool and inspire me. I'm not really obsessed with anyone except for the people that I like romantically. I get excited when they post. Sometimes I like to stalk my exes.

I think audiences, producers and directors included, develop crushes on actors (actresses in particular) and then lose interest and move on to the next one.

I can't go to bed with John Wayne, so I do the next best thing: I go to bed with my girlfriend, who once met the great man. That's how much I love westerns.

I usually stalk fans because I think they're really funny on Twitter. They don't know it, but I'll just go through their timelines, and if something is happening in the media, I always read fan accounts instead of the news because they have all the info and make the funniest jokes about it, so that's how I get my gossip - by stalking fans.

My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.

My fans are called 'Mayniacs'. They enjoy screaming and chasing me and taking pictures.

As The O.C. started up again, I started to feel myself potentially getting pulled away.

I'm totally addicted to Japanese anime and spend way, way, way too much time watching it.

I have, like, 45 celeb crushes at all times - celeb and Instagram crushes. I'm such a creep.

Ah, man, if I could ever hook up with Tom Waits, I'd be the happiest camper in Yellowstone, alright? That's the one guy.

I have a huge crush on Josh Hutcherson and all the guys in One Direction!

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

I go to Buzzfeed and 'Huff Po,' IMDB, 'Deadline.' And then I just Google myself, like 'Aasif Mandvi in a hat,' and see what comes up.

I don't get star-stuck. I love Angelina Jolie, though.

I think any girl would throw me under a bus to be within five feet of Robert Pattinson. I actually think he's an attractive guy. And I watched most of 'Twilight,' and I think he was really intriguing.

I've got the biggest crush on Patti Smith.

I can put all the idols on my bed and sleep, I'm so fond of them.

I have a huge man-crush on Aiden English.

I'm not sure if I should say this, but after watching 'Bareilly Ki Barfi', I really wanted Rajkummar Rao to notice me, so I commented on all his photos. He's the only person I've asked for a photo with.

I never really had a celebrity crush when I was little. I know some of my friends have posters up on their bedroom wall; I was never really about that.

People who want to know who I am, or my history, put my name into Google.

I'm a geek! I'm a fan girl; I'm very proud of that. Get me near Orlando Jones, it will not be pretty.

I still celebrate the day when I first met Shah Rukh Khan. One can't just have a crush on him: he is a person whom you love.

I was madly in love with Michael Jackson.

I am obsessed with Matt Healy.