Rory Bremner Quotes

A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.

God has a most wicked sense of humor.

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

I think God has got a sense of humor. I really do.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

No one's laughing at God -We're all laughing with God.

Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.

Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.

There is no humor in heaven.

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.

In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

Religion is a sham when it claims to reveal the secret of life and death, to possess the eternal supreme truth, when it says that he who does not believe shall be damned.

Even the strictest religious person from the strictest religious sect allows a little levity. Today, they congratulate you for carrying the Christian message into the comics.

I don't suppose God laughs at the people who think He doesn't exist. He's above jokes. But the devil isn't. That's one of his most endearing qualities.

Though I do not believe that my desire for Paradise proves that I shall enjoy it, I think it a pretty good indication that such a thing exists and that some men will.

The idea of heaven is Christianity's way of creating a hell on earth.

Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.

Because that's what heaven is...it's opening the door of a house in twilight and everyone you love is there.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Times of happiness, bliss, and sheer delight intensify as the higher levels of our minds are opened within us One our life on earth is over, these levels keep rising forever.