Dean Inge Quotes

I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in for a very miserable afterlife.

A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

God has a most wicked sense of humor.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

I think God has got a sense of humor. I really do.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Never forget your sense of humour.

If I can laugh with people, it makes me feel safe with them. If I feel someone has no sense of humour, I find it really scary. I do it with the kids as well: put on stupid voices to lighten up the spirit or gee them along to do something.

My humour is spot on.

For me, a sexy man has three very important qualities: a great sense of humour, intelligence, and loyalty.

The vault above us is not deaf because the universe is an idiot; the silence is not the heartless silence of an endless and aimless world. Rather the silence around us is a small and pitiful stillness like the prompt stillness of a sick room. We are perhaps permitted tragedy as a sort of merciful comedy, because the frantic energy of divine things would knock us down like a drunken farce. We can take our own tears more lightly than we could take the tremendous levities of the angels. So we sit perhaps in a starry chamber of silence while the laughter of the heavens is too loud for us to hear.

Life is a jest of the Gods and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh… or else you'll weep yourself to death.

For my part I cannot believe in a God who is angry with me because I do not believe in him. I cannot believe in a God who is less tolerant than I. I cannot believe in a God who has neither humour nor common sense.

God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train!

No one's laughing at God -We're all laughing with God.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.