Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

Now I want to work with Octavia Spencer, because I met her and she's really funny.

I was very young, and I kind of decided I wanted to do comedy. My parents were musicians, so we traveled on a tour bus. You're in a different town every night; as a kid, you're trying to make friends fast. You try to be funny.

I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends.

Seth Green, he and I are trying to figure out how this all came about. Because we don't remember what came first, the chicken or the egg, no pun intended. But I don't remember what came first, 'Robot Chicken' or our friendship, because we've known each other for so long.

Anybody you make a movie with when you're 12 and they're 14, you're going to know them your whole life.

I loved Steve Martin when I was younger, in the '70s.

T.J. Miller and Rob Corddry and Casey Wilson, they're just great people.

It always makes me laugh to think that I get to sit around and chat with people like Anne Reid and Derek Jacobi and get paid for it.

We want to be just like the greatest band. But I think we're just sort of both naturally humorous fellas.

I'm a big fan of Louis CK - I think he's a master of standup.

I'm lucky to have very close friends that I've had since childhood.

I got 'Power' on my own through my agent and my team. I didn't know 50 until I got on the show. Because my character is so close to his, we spent a lot of time as friends. But even in that, I didn't really bring up music to him because I saw how everybody else was bringing up music to him.

A lot of people didn't know I was doing Broadway. They thought I was one of those guys who was famous for being famous. I was the one who sat next to Charles Nelson Reilly and said funny things.

Between 'Futurama' and 'Simpsons,' I'm able to work with the voices of Michael Jackson, Dustin Hoffman, and the cast of 'Star Trek.' It's great, you know; it's great to work with such talented people.

Constance Wu is so dedicated, Anna Kendrick is ridiculously funny, and Blake Lively is magnetic.

Back when Sammy Davis, Jr. and Dean Martin were doing roasts, they were all friends. They knew each other's children, each other's wives, each other's families. It wasn't about being disrespectful. It was about being funny.

Growing up, I loved comedy even before I knew that you could be a stand-up comedian.

50 Cent should stick to what he does best, rapping, and leave the funny business to comedians.

I was always the wise guy class clown throughout my childhood.

Something that is funny, that I use sometimes if I'm doing comedy, is the fact that I'm now often mistaken for the rapper Rick Ross. And I don't know that I've ever corrected anyone - like I've never said, 'No no, I'm not Rick Ross, I'm Black Thought from The Roots.'

I've been getting to work with Steve Carell and just feel like the luckiest kid in the world.

I know I'm more on television, and I'm more recognisable than maybe even the players because they run and train, but I just stand there, and my face does all these funny things that everyone can see all the time.

When I first started comedy, me and my friends were kids.

Sit down at your computer or open your nearest mobile device and Google these words: 'Directed by.' What's the first predictive text that comes up? Martin Scorsese? Quentin Tarantino? Ingmar Bergman? Chances are the first name Google suggested was Robert B. Weide. That's me. Sort of.