Russell Brand Quotes

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

It's tough to work with kids. Kids are animals!

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

I have very little patience with children.

One day I hope to open my own day-care center. My passion for kids is through the roof.

I'm not a parenting expert by any means, but I've been interviewing and writing about kids for almost 20 years.

I've worked with children all my life.

I'll be working with kids for the rest of my life.

Having high quality daycare is by far the most important thing you can do when your kids are little. When I relocated, I spent more time looking for daycare than I did looking for a house.

I love kids. All my best friends have kids, and I love, love, love kids.

Even though I have this solid career in picture books, I've not only been thinking about kids - because I don't think that much about children; I'm not a child educator; I'm just a former child.

If we buy a plant of a horticulturist we ask him many questions as to its needs, whether it thrives best in sunshine or in shade, whether it needs much or little water, what degrees of heat or cold; but when we hold in our arms for the first time a being of infinite possibilities, in whose wisdom may rest the destiny of a nation, we take it for granted that the laws governing its life, health, and happiness are intuitively understood, that there is nothing new to be learned in regard to it.

children are not undeveloped versions of adult people: they are a different race of beings: they are children.

A child of three cannot raise its chubby fist to its mouth to remove a piece of carpet which it is through eating, without being made the subject of a psychological seminar of child-welfare experts, and written up, along with five hundred other children of three who have put their hands to their mouths for the same reason.

I keep as far from children as possible. I don't like the size of them; the scale is all wrong. The head tends to be too big for the bodies and the hands and feet are a disaster and they keep falling into things, and the nakedness of their bad character.

Sure, it's simple, writing for kids... Just as simple as bringing them up.

It is indeed a mistake to confuse children with angels

Being a child is in itself a profession.

I love kids; I think they are fun and funny.

I would love to have kids one day. In fact, I'm pretty good with them. I grew up with five half-siblings, the youngest of whom is 11 years younger than me, so I think I learned some pretty cool parenting skills quite early on in life.

I've always had a strong love and a sense of care for kids. And the one thing is evident and is so true - the kids are our future.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

I really like kids.

The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe.