Shelley Berman Quotes

Oh, I did stop smoking a long time ago.

Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good.

I still believe that 'No Smoking' is one of my best performances.

You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.

I had this one dear friend in college who was a chain smoker. His smoking habits led him to major health problems. That's the time I remember telling him to let go. And after a point, he did listen to me and gave up smoking.

It is better to not even try it than to endure the ramifications of either quitting smoking or dying.

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

I'm going to sit back, light up, and hope I don't chew the cigarette to pieces.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you: Don't smoke! Whatever you do, just don't smoke!

My new year's resolution is definitely to quit smoking. I need to do it.

I smoke wherever there's an ashtray.

You really are being quite foolish to smoke.

To stop smoking was actually really easy because I had already started to cut down. My husband is asthmatic, and he just can't for the life of him imagine why anybody would put smoke in their mouth, so he really helped me to start cutting down.

I smoked for almost 10 years. I really regret that. Thankfully, I came out on the other side. I hope my lungs are repairing themselves now.

Where evil habits are once settled, they are more easily broken than mended.

So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done.

At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.