G-Dragon Quotes

I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.

I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.

The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And this is a country that loves comedy.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness.

I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it's a sort of rage against society.

I wish I could swap closets with Diana Vreeland, but I think only my left thigh would fit into her clothing.

I don't like to brag, but I must tell you that I am regarded in some circles as being in the upper echelons of the elite loony left.

There is no place for a person like me in a world that only takes itself seriously. Satire is so necessary but fairly ineffective.

If written with enough care and thoughtfulness, a joke can make you laugh at a belief you hold dear.

I'm a regular Joe...I just have the unique ability to accessorize.

Now when I have to remember a date, all I have to do is consult my rap sheet.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

You're a terrible cook, Daniel." "I know," he replied, "But it's the effort that counts." "I hope that's not the slogan for your dental practice.

I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought hats.

I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.

I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.

Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.

Satire, though it may exaggerate the vice it lashes, is not justified in creating it in order that it may be lashed.

There's a certain amount of what I wear that I wear for irony.

I reckon I am a smart aleck, but it is just a way to pass the time.