Tommy Chong Quotes

I smoke all the time, one after the other.

I still probably smoke as much as I ever did!

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact.

Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.

I smoke occasionally, but it's not a part of my routine. I mean, I don't need it.

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.

I hate to say it, but, yeah, I'm a tobacco junkie.

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

I put the heart attack down to 66 cigarettes a day.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34.

I'm trying to learn to smoke, which is rather weird when everyone is trying to stop. I'm not a smoker. But my character only smokes as an affectation.

The Spaniards generally call it Tobacco. The leaves thereof being dried and brought into powder, they use to take the fume or smoke thereof, by sucking it thorough pipes made of clay, into their stomach and head; from whence it purgeth superfluous phlegm and other gross humours, and openeth all the pores and passages of the body: by which means the use thereof not only preserveth the body from obstructions, but also … in short time breaketh them; whereby their bodies are notably preserved in health, and know not many grievous diseases, wherewithall we in England are often times afflicted.

… Smoking sets a bad example.

Smoking is gross.

There are only two things I can't give up; one is coffee and the other is tobacco.

It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes.

If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.

The reason I was able to give up smoking was because of the computer. You couldn't lean a cigarette on a computer, like you could on a typewriter. So it just made it that much more difficult to smoke. So I quit.

I don't want to work. I want to smoke.

I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it's tobacco, then let it be tobacco.

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.