smoking behavior Quotes

I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact.

Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.

I smoke all the time, one after the other.

Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.

I smoke occasionally, but it's not a part of my routine. I mean, I don't need it.

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

Small children smoking, and the mother is not aware that it is because the breast has been taken away. In all primitive communities a seven-year-old child, or even an eight or nine-year-old child, will continue breast-feeding. Then there is a satisfaction and smoking will not be so necessary. That's why in primitive communities men are not so much interested in women's breasts; there is no problem that somebody will attack them. Nobody looks at the breasts.

I only smoke maybe a nug a day.

It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes.

I smoke too much whether it's going well or badly. After all these years, I definitely associate having a pen in my hand with having an ashtray just out of eye line.

I'm glad they gave women the right to vote, but sometimes I'm sorry they have the right to smoke. Most women are messy about it, particularly about their lipstick. I don't mind wiping lipstick off myself, but I hate seeing it on cigarettes, napkins and coffee cups! I don't like women with all their beauty machinery showing-curlers, cold cream, mascara brushes. I'd even prefer to not see a woman touch up her lipstick, but I guess that's expecting too much.

I smoke wherever there's an ashtray.

I still probably smoke as much as I ever did!

I don't want to show kids that I am smoking.