Mike Myers Quotes

There's some herb that's good for everybody, except for them that thinks they're sick when they ain't.

I went to one doctor who told me I wasn't exercising enough. I was so exhausted, I couldn't raise my arm. When this doctor called it psychosomatic, I was enraged. To think the constant sore throat and swollen glands were all in my head was infuriating.

You do something, the same thing over and over again for a long time, you're gonna feel like crap.

Nothing is so costly as the pursuit of a cure for imaginary ills.

On the plane was a Time magazine and there was a 30 page article on diabetes, and I read every page. By the time that plane landed, I had diabetes.

In the end, every hypochondriac is his own prophet.

I tired of the routine of eight years in one afternoon.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

If somebody asks you the same questions 25 times, maybe 2,500 times, do you still want to talk about the same thing?

We got sick of interviews and performances - for a long time, it came back to doing 'Take on Me.' It became a circus number instead of music.

I hate sitting still.

I don't mind being asked anything! Not at all. I tell you what is annoying, is when you say something and somebody writes something that's completely different to what you said, and you're like, 'well that's not nice, because that's not what happened.'

Doing the same thing in the same way year after year is like eating a quail a day for thirty days. Along toward the middle of the month a fellow begins to long for a broiled crow or a slice of cold dog.

I've either got an acute case of hypochondria or I'm falling apart at the age of twenty-three.

The incurable ills are the imaginary ills.

I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years.

This is really the common mentality of prisoners: they read with great attention all the articles that deal with illnesses and send away for treatises and "be your own doctor" or "emergency treatments" and end up by discovering that they have at least 300 or 400 illnesses, whose symptoms they are experiencing.

Sir, you have but two topics, yourself and me. I am sick of both.

Would you like to watch TV or get between the sheets and contemplate this violent freeway, would you like something to eat would you like to learn to fly would ya, would you like to see me try

Like countless first-year medical students, immersed in the symptoms of one disease after another, I am alert to the tingles and pangs, the throbs and quivers of my mortal body, each one of which is potentially a sign of the end.

Most of those evils we poor mortals know From doctors and imagination flow.

From Wall Street to Drive was almost a year, when I didn't do anything 'cause there was just nothing that was significantly different from the things I'd done before. There was just nothing to explore.

That wand’s more trouble than it’s worth,” said Harry. “And quite honestly,” he turned away from the painted portraits, thinking now only of the four-poster bed lying waiting for him in Gryffindor Tower, and wondering whether Kreacher might bring him a sandwich there, “I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime.