Fanny Brice Quotes

Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man.

Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved.

I am baffled by men. When they want me, I don't want them; when I want them, they don't want me.

I experienced unrequited love early.

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

I'm like, over love. Crush, smush. I can't. I'm giving up on love at this point. I'm hoping for a crush. Actually, no. I don't want a crush. I want someone to crush on me.

Men don't fall in love with me - only young ones.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

We've all had that fear, that despair of losing someone, or this fierce desire because it's not reciprocated. The less reciprocation there is, the more desire we have.

Like you and your woman ain't gettin' along and you're in love. You can't sleep at nights. Your mind is on her - on whatever. You know, that's the blues. You can't hug that money at night. You can't kiss it.

I dote on his very absence.

Frustrated love has been the incentive for many great works.

Let no one who loves be unhappy, even love unreturned has its rainbow.

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.

I'm always after boys who don't want me, I'll tell you that much!

I'm afraid love may not exist the way I want it to.

When I'm not near the girl I love, I love the girl I'm near.

I don't claim to have led a saintly life. There have been a lot of one-sided love stories in my life.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

I wanted him to love me, and I'm quite sure that he didn't.

Came but for friendship, and took away love.

Absence - that common cure of love.

I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.

People still do fall in and out of love and can and cannot express what they feel and are very much pained because the person they love is with somebody else. That's happening the whole world over, and I think it always has been.

The first lover is kept a long while, when no offer is made of a second.