Jane Austen Quotes

I consider your remarks highly offensive to me and to those with whom I have been working.

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

The worst thing you can do if you want to start a fight is to use derogatory terminology.

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

There is an insolence which none but those who themselves deserve contempt can bestow, and those only who deserve no contempt can bear.

With all due respect, Mr. President, you are an asshole.

There is nothing that people bear more impatiently, or forgive less, than contempt: and an injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

We are tired of having our integrity impugned. We are tired of having our sincerity questioned. We are tired of having our intelligence insulted.

If Meekmahan ever came to the Hardy compound, I would tell Meekmahan, face-to-face, 'You'll fade away and classify yourself as obsolete! Obsolete!'

There's criticism, and there's calling someone a fridge.

What harm has he ever done to you?' 'You know what harm he's done me. He offended me with his terrible taste.

Disrespect is real stuff.

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.

When we believe or say we have been offended, we usually mean we feel insulted, mistreated, snubbed, or disrespected. And certainly clumsy, embarrassing, unprincipled, and mean-spirited things do occur in our interactions with other people that would allow us to take offense. However, it ultimately is impossible for another person to offend you or to offend me. Indeed, believing that another person offended us is fundamentally false. To be offended is a choice we make; it is not a condition inflicted or imposed upon us by someone or something else.

You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

It is hard to be modest at times like these so I won't even try...you are all shite!

I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement

if you have to say “no offense” to someone, you have already offended them.

I've met you many times Lucinda, and most of the time, you're a downright bore.

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who utters them.

There's only one man I've called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle-Murray.