Rob Schneider Quotes

Love is the answer to everything. It's the only reason to do anything. If you don't write stories you love, you'll never make it. If you don't write stories that other people love, you'll never make it.

In fifth grade, we had to write a story and read it in front of the class. When I read mine out, the class were just belly laughing. And I remember being like, 'This is the coolest!' So I want to dedicate my life to trying to make people laugh. I can't imagine doing anything else.

I never want to be anywhere else than in the rehearsal room. I mean, it's so lame to say, but it makes me supremely happy to work with people and to talk and invent and laugh.

At the end of the day, even if my part is a bit goofy, the key thing is that I'm doing what I love to do, and that's to make people laugh.

When you're doing what you love, it's not exhausting at all, actually. It's completely empowering and exhilarating.

I love writing. It makes me so happy.

When I write, I make decent money doing it, but I don't wake up dreaming about writing.

My favorite on screen moments are when you are really there and you know you're creating something. That's so exciting... it's why you come to work.

I'm just really excited to be doing what I love, and I think that's the best part about all of this.

I was fortunate enough to write about things I really love, and love can be very analytic.

Writing is my favorite part of the job.

I've been lucky enough to do this fantastic job now for more than 50 years. To make people laugh, to entertain, create a wide range of emotions - it has always been a tremendous thrill for me, and it still is.

I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really happy.

I'm motivated by the laughter, honestly. It's really not about the money or being more famous. I really love creativity.

I love to write and I love the natural world. Everything I've written about I've found exciting and it has never left me at a loss for words. I've always just done what I love.

I am always writing. It is not always good, but if I am writing, I am usually happy.

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me.

I feel like after acting, the other half of why I love this business is the opportunity to work with and meet people who inspire you. That it pays my rent is a good bonus.

I love to work with people and do what I love.

It's a privilege to do what I do for a living - to take people out of their miserable day, or to educate somebody, or make somebody laugh, or fall in love with an idea. How good is that? And I get paid to do it!

You have to have heart's passion to write a novel.

Anything that I write comes from the soul.

The great fun in my life has been getting up every morning and rushing to the typewriter because some new idea has hit me.

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.

Write what you love. Love will hold you through the hard times and hold the world during the good times.