Rocky Wirtz Quotes

You can't do comedy with a beard.

If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.

I love the basic comedy of growing a moustache.

I did have someone tell me that I looked like Conan O'Brien. I was like, 'What?'

I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I grew up watching Scooby Doo and Thelma was my favourite character.

I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.

I do just genuinely believe Chris Hemsworth is a 6'3, more muscular version of me. And more handsome, but I try.

I think I've got a funny face.

I have a Roman nose. It roams all over my face.

We became very good in developing comical sight gags when we made 'The Flintstones.'

Calling Batman 'the Dark Knight' is like calling Papa Smurf 'the Blue Patriarch':you're not fooling anyone.

I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash dishes. We just use our baby beards.

I was a top-notch cartoon model for Hanna Barbera, and they made me into a cartoon series called 'Devlin,' which ran for seven years, and I was on lunch pails and coloring books and all of that. It's really interesting being a coloring book when you're young - most kids colored in coloring books, but I made money off coloring books.

A sponge is a funny animal to center a show on. At first, I drew a few natural sponges - amorphous shapes, blobs - which was the correct thing to do biologically as a marine science teacher. Then I drew a square sponge, and it looked so funny.

My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible.

I think I'm probably a monster-of-the-week guy, and that comes back down to my old favorite show, which as a kid was always 'Scooby-Doo.'

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

I wrote on a show called Johnny Bravo when I was at Hanna-Barbera and he guest-starred as himself.

Being sexy is kind of funny to me.

I like to say it was born out of laughter.

It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.