Mitch Hedberg Quotes

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

There's no good way to waste your time. Wasting time is just wasting time.

Biking takes so much time. You need three hours to get in a good ride. In one hour, you can get in a good run.

If you are killing time, it's not murder. It's suicide.

Killing time is the chief end of our society.

Life, however short, is made still shorter by waste of time.

When we waste our time, our time wastes us

If I want my time wasted, I'll waste it myself.

It's bad enough wasting time without killing it.

When you kill time, remember that it has no resurrection.

Return telephone calls promptly but be judicious about the time spent on the phone.

Who has never killed an hour?

Time is the missing ingredient in our recipes-and in our lives.

When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.

Time must be explicitly managed, like money.

When you kill a little time, you may be murdering opportunity.

Time is our most valuable asset, yet we tend to waste it, kill it and spend it rather than invest it.

Time waste differs from material waste in that there can be no salvage.

Waste neither time nor money, but make the best use of both.

I continued for too long to do things that I already knew how to do, or to write stories that I was assigned instead of fighting for stories that I couldn't get, or doing ones that I thought were important on my own. The wasting of time is the thing I worry about the most. Because time is all there is.

Time is on my side, yes it is.

I am satisfied to trifle away my time, rather than let it stick by me.

We must improve our time; time goes with rapid foot.

Those that dare lose a day, ate dangerously prodigal; those that dare misspend it, are desperate.

I'm not a super adventurous eater and I try to make myself try things.