Pamela Anderson Quotes

There's a certain amount of what I wear that I wear for irony.

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.

I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.

Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.

It amuses me when I'm described as 'chic.'

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

The ability for us to laugh at ourselves is Britain's saving grace.

Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any.

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.

Wearing a giant, over-sized scarf will make you look deeply intelligent in almost any situation, but especially a book club.

What stands out about me the most? Probably my chains. I don't know.

I make my living talking about serious subject matter, but I'm a weirdo.

I've always been a bit ridiculous.

I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw.

There are two types of people in the world: those who think everyone needs therapy, and those who have never been.

I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself.

You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor. You don't want any woman to look under the carpet because there's lots of flaws underneath. Joanne believes my character in a film we did together, "Mr. and Mrs. Bridge" comes closest to who I really am. I personally don't think there's one character who comes close... but I learned a long time ago not to disagree on things that I don't have a solid opinion about.

I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me.

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off. Also, a comic vision is my natural world view, but I've grown up in spite of myself and I can pass the comic twist if it detracts from what the characters need. Yes, the life of a saint is hard.

Sometimes I think I'm a really interesting guy.

I think handbags, not so much clothes anymore, but I think you can tell a fashion victim by their handbag.

He sniggered. He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half an hour now.

I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me