Aries Spears Quotes


I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn me, like 'Oh my God, Aries, be careful. Don't open your mail.' Let me tell you something - black folks was never worried about anthrax because, half the time, we don't open our mail no way. We might think that's a bill. We might hold it to the light and go, 'That's a red slip.' If you want to get us with anthrax, put that in a Jay-Z CD. That's how you get us.


Citations

Spears, Aries. "Aries Spears." Comedy Central Presents, season 9, episode 10, Comedy Central, 18 Mar. 2005.

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Aries Spears
Aries Spears
  • Born: April 3, 1975
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Actor, Voice Artist, Comedian

Aries Spears is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer from New Jersey. Spears was a regular on Fox's sketch comedy series MADtv, appearing in 198 episodes, making him the second longest-serving cast member on the show behind Michael McDonald. In 2011, he released a special called Aries Spears: Hollywood, Look I'm Smiling. He is also a two-time co-host for the AVN Awards, in 2018.