Jessica Simpson Quotes

When you get into Louisiana, it really is like a different country in a lot of ways. The plants you see are a little different, like the weeping willows and the cypress trees that come up out of the bayou. And it's steamy hot.

There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!

Over the years I've grown more comfortable with making people uncomfortable because that is when growth can happen. You need a little conflict. You need a little tension. And that is part of my calling. A little tough love goes a long way!

Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant.

I've been around the world and I've had bras made in different places, and each time I'm experiencing the same troubles: the painful shoulders, the underwire cutting into my flesh.

I'm very uncomfortable with my body, and I'm not interested in people seeing it on screen.

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

I don't know why you call it morning sickness, because I was sick all day and night!

I hate Spanx.

I hate the feeling of having hair on my neck.

I feel uncomfortable in anything tight or body-con.

I'm very uncomfortable, mainly with my belly.

There's nothing more frustrating than pulling on your favorite jeans - only to see there's a bit of extra bulge above the waist.

I remember times putting on my shirt and having to tuck my stomach in because I didn't like the way it looked.

Wearing a corset is extremely uncomfortable.

When you're pregnant, you're all gassy, and you're hungry, but then you're nauseous.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

The whole thing was like a nine-month ocean voyage to which you never got acclimatized.

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.

Plus it's just embarrassing when someone - oops.' She pressed a hand to her side, and had the blood draining out of Harper's face. 'What? What?' 'Nothing. baby's moving around. Sometimes it gives me a jolt is all.' 'You should stand up. You should sit down.

Labor is really going to hurt.

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.

What I hate is when you're wearing something and you feel it on your body. I hate that.

The news of my pregnancy got out when I was in the middle of my first trimester. I hadn't even had a chance to tell my friends. That alone was so ugly. It made me hyper-protective ... I feel uncomfortable with people reading too much about my pregnancy or my relationship. It grosses me out. It's too sweet to read about or dissect.

You don't know me yet," I said. "Rory was telling me she lives in a swamp," Charlotte said. "That's right," I said, turning up my accent a little. "These are the very first shoes I've ever owned. They sure do pinch my feet." Jerome gave a little snort.