Tim Allen Quotes

The person who makes promises to everyone ultimately pleases no one.

Progress is not an illusion, it happens, but it is slow and invariably disappointing.

I hate not giving the people what they want.

There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.

I'm tired of trying to get other people to see into my brain. I'm done.

In the real world, it doesn't always go your way like it can on a television show.

'Generations,' we slaved over for a year; we worked it over and over and over again, and in the end, it just fell short.

It must be horrible to do things that you don't like hoping to please other people, and they don't like it either, and you've got to eat it.

I don't feel like I make sense in the world. I don't feel like I look right. I don't feel like I act right or do right. It's very frustrating to me that I just walk around with this all the time.

It's kind of frustrating when you're watching something and you know what's real and then people are telling you no. Fans are very into the idea of good old-fashioned marriage. They don't like pretending when you're married that you're not.

Let me be clear: I am sick of having to criticise the club which I gave my life to as a footballer.

You know you can't satisfy anybody.

I felt like there were two people inside me. I was trying to be somebody I was not, and I was frustrated that people didn't know who I was.

You can lose who you are so easily when you're being so many things to so many different people.

What sucks the most is when you can't even keep a promise to yourself.

To be an Arsenal fan is to convince yourself that you can no longer support a team that disappoints you, only to be drawn back in by the ever-flickering promise of something better.

This is critical to the region. Every other major city has public transportation going downtown. We have a world-class airport now, and this could be an important additional piece to the airport development. This is a significant investment and one that should be seen as a significant long-term commitment to making this a reality.

Apparently, the world is not a wish granting factory.

They don't keep their promises in the promised land, its getting mighty hard to find an honest man.

Mack was getting frustrated. He spoke louder, 'But, don't I have a right to...' To complete a sentence without being interrupted? Not in reality. But as long as you think you do, you will surely get ticked off when someone cuts you off, even if it is God.

Beautiful loser, where you gonna fall? When you realize, you just can't have it all.

Well now what's the use in dreamin' You got better things to do Dreams never did work for me anyway Even when they did come true

Life’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look.

You know how you let yourself think that everything will be all right if you can only get to a certain place or do a certain thing. But when you get there you find it's not that simple.

Once again, I've been thwarted by the massive difference between my vision of the successful me and the me I'm currently stuck with.