Chelsea Handler Quotes

I was a firm believer that if you get married, then that should be it. But it's sadly not always the case; sometimes people can't remain together for whatever reason.

I never believed in the institution of marriage, because ever since I was young, I had only seen marriages fall apart, or remain stuck in a rut.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

I shouldn't be married.

My mother and father didn't love each other, so they were always fighting.

Researchers warn us against walking out on married life without a dang good reason.

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

Getting married was a ball. Being married was... a nightmare.

I've seen people go through divorces and stuff, crossroads that don't end well. Often.

I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn't.

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.

My family is broken.

Being married was a huge part of my life. I spent six and a half years with someone, and it didn't work. Anyone in a long-term relationship knows how hard that is.

Honestly speaking, after seeing my parents' marriage, I have lost all faith in marriage.

I never thought of getting married again. I'm quite difficult to live with, I think.

At the (record company) meeting Paul just kept mithering on about what we were going to do, so in the end I just said, 'I think you're daft. I want a divorce.'

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.

I was never totally into marriage, and I wasn't a very good wife.

I thought divorce was for people that threw plates at each other, and I'd have to be an alcoholic or having affairs. But the truth is, sometimes a very sweet, well-meaning person just doesn't do it for you, and you need to get out of there.

I've always been interested in relationships and the break-up of relationships.

I suppose I was still optimistic and unrealistic, and I just hoped we could keep going as we were. But no. That was not good enough for Stephen, so off he went. Those were hard times. They really were. But then, I suppose, divorce is always hard.

I have already disassociated myself from my husband's views.

Everyone wants to talk about terrible breakups. Breakups are horrible, they're relatable, and people do them badly. Everyone has a story of a terrible breakup.

I think it's better, if people aren't getting on, that they should divorce.

You can love someone and not be able to live together.