Noel Coward Quotes

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

I've got an IQ of 40 million.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

I have a great memory. And actually, I remember Russia in some ways better than I remember Queens.

My name is George Smoot III, and I am smarter than a fifth-grader.

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me and who was not nice to me.

I have a great memory.

I have an excellent memory, a most excellent memory.

I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

I took a test once; they said I was a genius.

I've a grand memory for forgetting.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

Stupidity is not my strong suit.

Memory is each man's own last measure, and for some, the only achievement.

I'm not the smartest dude in the world. (After all... I picked a career in acting.)

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

I'm always making a comeback but nobody ever tells me where I've been.

Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.

Humor is probably the most significant characteristics of the human mind. Far more significant than reason. In fact, reason is actually a very cheap commodity.

I have an old brain but a terrific memory.

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

I'm a reasonably good actor, and I'm an average naval officer. Ha, ha!

I'm no genius, sure, but I'm no dum-dum.