Samantha Bee Quotes

I hate celebrating birthdays.

I was never the kind to throw parties for my birthday. I remember how embarrassed I used to be when they'd make me cut a cake on the sets, and the unit would sing 'Happy Birthday.'

I've never really made a big deal out of my birthday.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.

My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.

My birthday is always around Thanksgiving, and I always had to have turkey on my birthday. My mom was always, 'Let's celebrate your birthday on Thanksgiving.' My other siblings got to have special dinners they liked. I resented turkey. For a long time, I hated turkey. I've kind of gotten over it.

Since the day I got married, I never got to plan my birthday.

I am a birthday person. I am not modest about birthdays.

I never believed in birthday parties.

I never liked Hans Christian Andersen because I knew he was always getting at me.

Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays.

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

My hates have always occupied my mind much more actively and have given greater spiritual satisfactions than my friendships.

When love is suppressed hate takes its place.

I'm one of those people who had Christmas and my birthday always combined, and generally, my birthday was pretty much ignored. But my parents are always good about making some kind of special effort to make me feel like I also have a birthday that exists.

My 40th birthday I held in an old-age home. My 50th I had at Pravda before it opened in New York. My 60th I had at Pastis. For my 70th, I thought, 'I don't need to have a celebrity party this year. I'm going to go take my oldest, closest friends to Paris.'

If you don't allow your aggression or negative feelings to be expressed in your waking life, then it migrates into your subconscious.

I've always loved watches. It's been the one thing that I've asked for, whether it was every Christmas or a birthday.

Christmas is a special time of year for everyone - I remember getting my first BMX bike when I was a kid, and it was the best present ever.

March 15th is the most important day of the year. It's my birthday.

When I was four and my sister six, we got a Susie Homemaker oven for our birthdays.

When it comes to birthdays, I think there are two camps. There are people like me, who choose to treat it like any other day, and then there are the 'birthday people.' You know, those people who claim the full month in which they were born as their own.