Kirsty Gallacher Quotes

It has long been known that if you want to see me turn into a raging, snarling beast, then all you have to do is use any combination of the words 'chill out,' 'chilling,' or - my maximum red rag - 'chillax.'

I'm getting grumpier all the time.

I get irritated, nervous, very tense or stressed, but never bored.

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

There are a lot of things that frustrate me. I get frustrated when I have to wait at a red light.

It doesn't take much to make me angry.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

I get pretty grumpy about TV.

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.

Sometimes I get so wrought up being brushed, poked and pinned all day.

I suppose I could admire all these slow Seattle drivers for their safety-mindedness, consideration for others, and peace of mind. Instead, I'm a fury of annoyance.

I am too weary to listen, too angry to hear.

I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.

I just get grumpy with bad behaviour.

I am not patient.

It's hard not to want to strangle people when you work with them for four years.

I feel like I want to crawl out of my skin, especially when people start questioning me.

I'm a little angry in life.

One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.

My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

I have no patience at all.