David Wong Quotes


I had seen that look before, on the faces of tourists visiting the Texas Book Depository in Dallas where Lee Harvey Oswald took the shots at JFK. I took that tour and met some conspiracy buffs, all of us standing at the gunman’s window and looking down to the spot where the motorcade passed. It’s right there below the window, an easy shot at a slow-moving car. No mystery, just a kid and a rifle and a tragedy. They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were trite and boring.


Citations

Wong, David. John Dies at the End. Thomas Dunne Books, 2009.

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David Wong
David Wong
  • Born: January 10, 1975
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Writer

Jason Pargin, known by his former pen name David Wong, is an American humor writer. He is the former executive editor of humor website Cracked.com, a recurring guest in the Cracked Podcast, and has written five novels: John Dies at the End (2007), This Book Is Full of Spiders (2012), Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits (2015), What the Hell Did I Just Read (2017), and Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick (2020). John Dies at the End was adapted into a film of the same name in 2012.