Jim Butcher Quotes

Rahm Emanuel is, we are almost certain, a vampire.

I feel like I'm Dracula, dude, like, um... Nosferatu, you know.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn’t know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.

No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.

So you are a vampire." "I most certainly am not." He looked annoyed. "That's such a common phrase, such a cliche, and so unflattering. I suppose you believe in werewolves and aliens too. I blame television.

He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopless a thing as it might have been.

There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

You are one seriously testy Creature of the Night. (Amanda)

It's cool to play a vampire.

You can't trust a vampire, trust me

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

Vampires are people too!

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!

I'm not a vampire but I feel like one

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?” “In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

English vampires may not be as well behaved around witches as the American ones are.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.