Ewwww-eee-wwww. Hey Ash, you vant to suck my blud? (Fang) No, thanks. The last thing I want is to catch parvo from you, or some other freaky dog disease that makes me lift my leg around hydrants. (Acheron)
Bones, what is everyone doing in here? Spade, cover up. Frigging vampires think everyone wants to see what they've got." ~Cat
I am here," Eric said. "And I am here." I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. "Sookie, my little bullet-sucker," he said, sounding fond and warm. "Eric, my big bullshitter.
I entered his apartment without being invited, which is perfectly fine if you're not a vampire.
Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.
The problem is that a lot of the blues stations are late on Saturday night, and like a lot of people, I ain't no vampire!
I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy. -Vlad
I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.
