Delmore Schwartz Quotes

Getting divorced didn't sour me on the institution of marriage. I'll tell you what I'll never do: I'll never get divorced again.

Sometimes I think I made a big mistake by not paying more attention to Prince Axel. He was looking for a wife and genuinely cared for me. Well, he had the hots for me is more like it. I would have made a great princess.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman.

The institution of marriage has been something that - we have a very temperamental relationship, marriage and I. I've seen a lot of not great examples of it.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then, it's too late.

It's kind of frustrating when you're watching something and you know what's real and then people are telling you no. Fans are very into the idea of good old-fashioned marriage. They don't like pretending when you're married that you're not.

I'll never get married again.

I must confess that I was not always the perfect boyfriend.

Marriage is hard.

Although I wrote a book about infidelity around the world, I ended up concluding that fidelity is quite a good idea.

I'm quite surprised I ever got married in the first place.

Trust me; I have not exactly been the best husband material.

I never had kids, but I married once.

Marriage is a terrible institution, it creates such a regression of the mind.

I've been married three times. I married the girl next door when I was 22, and I wasn't a good husband, but I wasn't a good anything then. Nowadays, I'm much kinder.

If you're an average married couple, you're going to lie to your spouse in one out of every 10 interactions. Now, you may think that's bad. If you're unmarried, that number drops to three.

The only question a girl can ask herself when their husband chooses to see '27 Dresses' is this: What on earth has he done?

I got married way too young.

I have spent more nights with Roberto Carlos than all of the women I have been married to put together.

I love you. We’re getting married, and that’s the way it is. Get used to it.

I misled people, including even my wife.

What was the point of spending your life with someone you were always looking for ways to decieve?

I used to think marriage was a plate-glass window just begging for a brick.

If you love someone and you choose to spend the rest of your life with that person, that's your partner in every way.