Robert Orben Quotes


I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.


Citations

Orben, Robert. 2100 Laughs for All Occasions. Doubleday, 1983, p. 24.

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  • Born: March 4, 1927
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Entertainer

Robert Orben is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and has also written books for magicians. Later, Orben moved into politics, and in 1973 he became head speechwriter to Vice President Gerald R. Ford.