Greg Walden Quotes

You can't legislate against stupidity.

People are not stupid.

I'm not dumb, I just wasn't educated.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

Mitt der Dummheit k a« mpfen G o« tter selbst vergebens. Even the gods themselves struggle in vain against stupidity.

A collection of a hundred great brains makes one big fathead.

It is not depravity that afflicts the human race so much as a general lack of intelligence.

There is only one force stronger than selfishness, and that is stupidity.

Learning is, in too many cases, but a foil to common sense; a substitute for true knowledge.

One of the functions of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.

These little grey cells. It is up to them.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.

You don't get old being stupid.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground-floor. But if a man hasn't got plenty of good common sense, the more science he has, the worse for his patient.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.