Jacob deGrom Quotes

I'm a royal pain in the behind.

Don't put a lump of rock under my elbow again!

Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic.

I Love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away.

I have this lock of hair that keeps falling across my forehead. It drives me mad.

My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant.

I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head.

I can't do anything with my hair. White guy hair.

My hair - it's baby thin and feathery and drives me crazy no matter what I do with it. It's weird because you see people with thicker hair that just kind of stays put, but if I'm in any sort of weather, I look like Bill Murray in 'Kingpin' when it starts to all come unleashed.

You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

how can a little thing be so annoying?

A horsefly can't do a horse much real damage, but it can drive it wild anyhow.

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.

Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never tried to fall asleep with a mosquito in the room.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But, I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head. Because I'm not a really hairy guy, I'm not really used to it.

People who stand in the way of where people are walking - I hate that.

I got tired of going to the barber to keep my fade together, so I just cut it all off.

I am just a thorn in everybody's side.

I really don't have time for nonsense.

There's nothing more annoying than losing your phone, but this happened to me not once or twice, but three times in a row!

People really don't like to be inconvenienced. If you don't agree with that, ask yourself how you like it when it happens to you.

It was great to get rid of the long hair. It's such a pain that, if you look at it, it's always wet when guys wrestle: you dump gallons of conditioner in it to keep it wet so you're not choking on it. You have all kinds of stuff in it, and just maintaining it is a lot of work.

I actually find prank CDs pretty annoying.