Terry Pratchett Quotes

The chaos of my life has a lot to do with my hair.

I have this lock of hair that keeps falling across my forehead. It drives me mad.

I find hair things really hard because I can't do my own hair. The only thing I use for my hair is a Tangle Teezer. It's the best thing ever for everyone that has long hair.

…the amount of maintenance involving hair is genuinely overwhelming. Sometimes I think that not having to worry about your hair anymore is the secret upside of death.

I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities.

Every actor has an obsession with their hair. You can see it on set, and you start to realize it's completely silly. I can be very obsessed by my hair, but all these hours spent trying to style it are useless, because ultimately, you can't change your haircut. It's all the same.

I was 23, and that was my first professional job. Anybody who has curly hair knows you don't want it to be brushed out because it becomes a never-ending tangle.

I have no idea how women manage their hair. Seriously.

I'm pretty simple, I don't use a hairbrush or a certain kind of hair product.

I have so much hair; I have a separate wig closet in my house.

Trying to make order out of my life was like trying to pick up a jellyfish.

I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my hair still came out looking like I was shot out of a cannon and I had just gotten out of bed.

I have hair that looks like you could just take it off and plug a new style on.

I'm constantly trying to find new ways to get my hair out of my face.

Most of the time, I do my own hair. I have good hair, so I don't need much. I don't need a hairdresser to come unless I want something very specific.

Put your hair up, Min. The secret ingredient is not your hair.

I think that headband and that brylcreem and that gel on his hair will do him no good should we get it on.

I've always had weird hair, and it's never looked good.

down from his brow she ran his curls like thick hyacinth clusters full of blooms

Under the comb, the tangle and the straight path are the same.

I've been lucky with my hair. I couldn't deal with it if I'd run out of barnet. Imagine me with a Bobby Charlton comb over.

I love the short-haired lifestyle.

I do miss my hair because I used to do so much stuff with it, but I do like different levels of short. I had a super short pixie before, and I loved it.

I am the worst at doing my hair. I have no clue how to do it; I just feel like I need to go to hair beauty school or something because it's really becoming a problem.

My hairdresser in the U.K., Adam Reed, has his own line, Percy and Reed, and it's really good. And I use Moroccan Oil and Kerastase as well.