Andy Kindler Quotes

We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties.

I am proud of what I've done.

Succeeding makes us feel good. But beating someone else makes us feel really good. Comparing ourselves to others and coming out on top creates a sense of entitlement. And when we feel entitled, we cheat more because, of course, the rules don't apply to awesome people like us.

Don't hate, just play better, and then get that money.

Since I'm not in WWE, some people think I'm not even in their league. It's easy for me to tune those people out because they have no idea what they're talking about.

I've learned that I can compete at the top level.

Tell me why is it easier if you know the number one? You prepare as though you are number one anyway.

I told you I'm the best in the world.

Every time I win, I prove something: I'm the best guy in the world at what I do.

It's not a lie that I'm a stronger guy than Pau. There's nothing wrong with that.

I'm the one that everyone is trying to beat.

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.

I am the best there ever was!

There were lots of little boys having their bar mitzvahs all over the world, and they sent me tapes of some of them that they interviewed, probably six or seven little boys, and there was something about Mendel. I just loved his little face. I loved the energy of Mendel.

I just had - we had instances - like, for instance, when I turned 13, she threw me a bar mitzvah. But nobody came.But nobody came because nobody knew what the hell that was. I only had black friends. No one knows what the hell you're doing.

This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it to my Bar Mitzvah.

If I... if I competed in Bruno Sammartino's era, I'd have been champion for 20 years, too. No, I'd have been champion for 30 years. Because wrestling one night a month at Madison Square Garden is easy. You never see a Hulk Hogan wrestle TLC matches against a superstar like Ryback. Because he had it easy. I wrestle physically demanding matches on free television, week in and week out. So much that my one year equals 30 of theirs. And I have attained this success, not... not because of you. I am successful not because of you. I am successful in spite of you.

I am more mature. I'm a better football player. I just feel like this is my time.

Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left.

People don't pay much attention to you when you are second best. I wanted to see what it felt like to be number one.

Knock your bad self out.

I'm one year older, one year sexier - one more, baby. For me, it's all about the bigger picture. We want to win the whole thing. We've got to beat whoever is in our way.

Those who succeed can't forgive a fellow for being a failure, and those who fail can't forgive him for being a success.