Phil Robertson Quotes

I don't have any of the modern stuff. I don't have e-mail. I don't have a computer!

I don't believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don't have a fax.

Some of my friends don't have a cell phone. Patti LaBelle doesn't have a cell phone.

I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.

Technologically, I live in the 17th century; I don't have a computer, I don't have any of that stuff. I don't look at the Internet, although I know people tell me I'm all over it. Somebody told me they Googled me, and they said I was mentioned two million times, some stupid thing... but who cares?

I've never sent an email in my life. My kids laugh. I often hand the phone to them and say, 'Can you text this message to somebody.' I don't even have a computer on my desk.

I used to have a BlackBerry. E-mail and text messaging and all those things that make life so much easier now.

I'm not the kind to hang out on Facebook or Twitter or even talk on the cellphone, really.

I don't have a computer. I never have had one.

I'm one of those weird people who doesn't even own a computer.

I started in comics in 2005, ten years ago, and at that time, I didn't have a cell phone. I don't even think I had a computer myself, you know. And just in those ten years, how much technology has changed.

Don't get me wrong: I can and do waste time on the Internet with the best of them, but in some respects, I am an embarrassingly analog guy. I am not on Facebook. I write whole books on yellow legal pads. I do not own a cell phone.

There are so many emoticons these days, I'm kind of old fashioned.

I don't do Twitter, Facebook; none of that. My email I do from my Blackberry or my iPhone.

I don't even have a cell phone. I don't know how they work.

I don't watch TV. I don't use a computer, a fax or a cellphone.

I'm not complaining about my cell phone - all my friends are in there, and all my favorite songs and all my favorite Benedict Cumberbatch GIFs; I don't want to give it up. But cell phones are the worst for talking on the phone.

I'm not even worried about the Internet; that ain't even my thing. I'm not even an Internet guy. You rarely even see me into that.

I have a cellphone, but I have no Google, I have no gaggle.

I had a flip phone until I was 25, and I didn't use social media until that age, either.

I am always on Instagram, Snapchat, and all other social media platforms... So, I am a very tech-friendly person, and I've grown up playing on my phone.

I am probably one of the last people on the planet without a cell phone.

We hear lots of stories where grandparents go to a store and buy a smartphone so they can keep in touch with kids and grandkids.

I don't know much about technology anymore.

I'm not on any social media; I don't even know what things are. I'm so behind the times.