Why I am NOT going to buy a computer
I don't Twitter, I don't MyFace, I don't Yearbook...
I'm not the kind to hang out on Facebook or Twitter or even talk on the cellphone, really.
I'm remote from most technology to the point that I'm kind of Amish.
I don't keep a mobile, I am not computer savvy; I am not on any website. I live like a cave man.
They tried to escape technology, to stay away from that and still have relationships with their fellow humans. Very difficult.
I avoided the computer generation for a very long time.
Believe it or not, I don't own a TV. Crazy huh? I'm not a big movie-goer either. I just feel like I'm watching work. I am always outside and couldn't care less about what's on TV these days.
I didn't watch a lot of TV growing up.
My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.
I didn't watch TV or movies as a kid.
I don't have cable. I don't have a DVR.
I don't have a computer. I never have had one.
I'm not a big social media guy, I have no Twitter accounts, I don't have Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, I don't do any of that stuff.
Technology was something I avoided when I started out - I didn't even have electric guitars. Only played acoustic.
I'm a complete technophobe. I can't even email.
I don't have a TV, and I don't have a radio.
My greatest fear is not the abuse of technology but that we will not use it at all.
I'm such a technophobe.
Maybe I'm a bit of a Luddite.
Any excuse to get away from the computer screen is welcome.
I am the biggest technophobe of all time.
I won't ever do e-mail.
I'm a total technophobe. What is wrong with paper and pen? I was delighted when I learnt the word 'Luddite,' as I thought it described me perfectly.
I'm not in denial about technology, but my mother used to say when I was a kid, 'Son, you're handless,' because I couldn't fix anything. My ambition is to be a Luddite.
