Tyler Perry Quotes

Somehow people always had popcorn.

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.

But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer.

I could never give up Mexican food. Nachos are usually my go-to if I'm courtside at an NBA game. I always, always get my picture taken with my mouth wide open and a tortilla chip sticking out of it!

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time.

There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I never looked back there, but she was like, 'Will you all just shut up!' And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, 'What are you doing?!' I was like, 'You better get up here! I don't play the fighting games.'

Usually I'll just eat popcorn, but if theaters would sell me goat cheese and garlic with Triscuit crackers, I'd give them all my money.

I hate karaoke. I don't want to sing karaoke, and I don't want to listen to people sing karaoke.

I love stone crabs. And I love popcorn.

I love burgers, and I love chips.

My favorite food is hot Cheetos. I could eat those every day.

I'm from the Bay Area, so I know a lot about granola.

I don't like to cook, but I like to eat popcorn with butter and salt.

Get rid of the shitty sound. Life's too short.

And don't put a rose in my hand. Put a slim-jim in it. Send me to heaven with a slim-jim!

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

The only thing it would be nice to have more of would be M & M's.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Helloooo." Miss Ohio rolled her eyes. "I'm from the Buckeye State. We are serious about our tailgating parties. I can turn anything into a grill.

You can't eat books, sweetheart.

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

Noise: a stench in the ear.

Food serves two parallel purposes: it nourishes and it helps you remember. Eating and storytelling are inseparable-the saltwater is also tears; the honey not only tastes sweet, but makes us think of sweetness; the matzo is the bread of our affliction.

Anyone can make a good roast chicken.

Well," Claire said, "at least we have tacos. Everything goes better with tacos.