Jeff Kinney Quotes

The idea that a book can advise a woman how to capture a man is touchingly naive. Books advising men how to capture a woman are far less common, perhaps because few men are willing to admit to such a difficulty. For both sexes, I recommend a good novel, offering scenarios you might learn from, if only because they reflect a lot of doubt.

When it comes to dating, I'm straightforward and traditional with a twist.

You "have a date," you "go out with a date," you "groan because there isn't a decent date in town." A situation defined as containing a girl - or boy - of the right social background, the right degree of popularity, a little higher than your own.

I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

I'm very picky when it comes to men. I come across a man who I'm really attracted to about once every five years.

To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a confident guy. That's what it comes down to.

Why can't ladies like nice guys?

At 14 I discovered girls. At that time dancing was the only way you could put your arm around the girl. Dancing was courtship.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

You get older, you start meeting girls, you want to impress them. And if you happen to know an instrument, what you do is turn on the radio and try to figure out how to play popular songs.

I still have horrible luck with girls.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Let us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination.

Girls we love for what they are; young men for what they promise to be.

Even the geekiest of guys could get the girl if he read every romance novel that came out in any given month.

All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song.

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. It's the same way with women... or at least the ones I want to be with.

Women should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.

A guy should always pursue the girl.

I didn't fall in love with boys - but a few men have been in love with me.

Jon has always been the romantic. He started dating before I did. I was more awkward and nervous in front of girls in high school.

Sometimes men tend to get a little shy, so if the woman wants to make the first move, go ahead!

Girls seem to get me in trouble a lot of times.

It's such a lie that women go for funny men.