Angus Young Quotes

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

I love going to my supermarket. Sounds so rock 'n' roll, eh?

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

I used to throw stuff out of the window and trash hotel rooms - and superglue all the drawers shut and superglue the toilet seat down and superglue the phone to the nightstand - and all kinds of stuff. I had a chain saw for a while. I didn't really use it but once or twice.

We thought Queen were quite tongue in cheek.

My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."

I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.

Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.

There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.

I have to say, the other day I was reading some negative comments, and I was thinking they were really funny. So I guess they don't anymore.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Wagner used to read the libretti of his operas to his friends; I am glad I was not there.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

You all right now?" "I'm exceptional. Wonderful. Thanks for the concern. You complete me.

Preacher to me: 'A dollar for the Lord, brother?' Me to preacher: 'That's all right, I'm headed his way. I'll give it to him when I see him.'

Gert: Wake me when the fight scene's over. Kitty Pryde: Oy, tell me about it. Hey, I'm Kitty. You the token pacifist of your group? Gert: Not exactly. Pacifists are like vegans, I'm more of a vegetarian. I enjoy fish and occasional maulings.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

There's that great Bill Hicks line - the comedian - where he says, "Are you proud to be an American?" "I don't know. It's just where my parents had sex."

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

I've never read an article of clothing.

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile