Frankie Boyle Quotes

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When I was a young girl, I was so crazy about animals that I wanted to do something associated with them, and I thought of being a vet. But then again, I figured I had to go to medical school, and science wasn't a good subject for me, so I dropped the idea pretty soon and thought maybe I could be a vet's assistant.

My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals.

I'm a vet. I know the game and know how to play the game.

I love to take care of people, so I think I'd be a good vet. I always wanted to be a vet when I was little.

I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable.

I thought I was going to be a veterinarian. I was good in science and in math, and I loved animals.

If I wasn't acting, I'd try and be a footballer. I wouldn't be a musician because I can't write my own music. Realistically, I'd probably do something with dogs, like a vet or something. I love animals.

There was a brief period of time when I was very young where I thought I wanted to be a veterinarian - largely because I liked cats - but then somebody told me I would have to cut animals open, and that was the end of that.

I love animals, and I was always attracted to the idea of being a zoo veterinarian or a veterinarian with the circus.

I'm very caring with animals. I think patience is a big deal, because animals are always jumping around. I love to take care of people, so I think I'd be a good vet. I always wanted to be a vet when I was little.

I also love animals, and I worked at a veterinary clinic for a while, but it turns out that loving animals and removing deflated basketballs from the intestinal tracts of animals are two very different skill sets.

In my early teen years, I wanted to become a vet. That was my plan. I worked as a veterinarian's assistant for a couple of summers.

If I can't act, I would go to college and maybe be a veterinarian.

I wanted to be a vet. I really thought that's what I wanted to do.

The only consolation is that homeopathy can only be practised on animals by a fully trained vet or under the supervision of one, because it is forbidden for the average high street homeopath to treat animals on their own.

I follow in the footsteps of vets, regardless if they younger than me or older than me.

I had some great vets to learn from.

I was a pretty independent kid. I thought maybe I'd be a veterinarian or an environmental lawyer.

The first time in my career I thought it makes no sense anymore, that I'll retire.

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

I wanted to be a veterinarian. I adored animals, raised everything in the world and decided that was going to be what I was going to do. But I could sing.

I'd rather kill myself than work in the music industry today.

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'