Maria Bamford Quotes

I am not against marriage. I lived with someone for 11 years. But we weren't in love, and I thought that was quite important.

And most people have a woman in their heart, most men have a woman in their heart and most women have a man in their heart.

Being married, I don't know how to describe it. It's very comfortable when you find the right person. It all comes together beautifully.

I'm not building my life round not being able to bear the thought of being in my 60s and not having someone next to me when I wake up in the morning. That's not what drives me.

If you love someone and you choose to spend the rest of your life with that person, that's your partner in every way.

You can be very independent, but admit to wanting somebody close to you and that's what me and my wife have. We don't need each other but we want to be with each other and I think it's important to educate the kids with that.

I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

I'd love to meet the right girl and have a family. I'm very broody.

Marriage is something I'd recommend everyone to try, if you find the right person, of course.

Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.

I just want to be in a relationship.

Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.

That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

I think that you can get more passionate about somebody the longer you're with them and the more you know them and the more you go through together. Being married is definitely better than it's cracked up to be I think.

There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting.

I want a family someday and I know that I have to let love in to create that and I think there is someone out there for me, but I'm not on some crazy hunt for that right now.

Every man needs two women: a quiet home-maker, and a thrilling nymph.

The best part about being married is feeling centered. Nothing else matters so much as long as you can come home and be with your family.

You've got to want to be married to the person you're married to.

I like the idea of marriage. I like the idea that I have a best friend. It's just really comforting. I remember being single and trying to date, and it was just stressful and hard. It wasn't fun.