Chelsea Peretti Quotes

I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.

If I can be my crazy, wild self in front of a person, and he still likes me, that's romantic.

I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life.

I love singing, but I feel very naked and very vulnerable when I'm singing sometimes. With acting, I always think that it doesn't matter what you are as long as you're truthful in that moment. But with singing, you always have to hit the note. It's not like you can just go, 'Oh, it doesn't really matter what note you sing!'

I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.

In normal life people say, 'You're so different than on stage!' Offstage I'm down to earth, simple and a very goofy girl... I like to make goofy faces, be dorky and not take things too seriously. I just love to laugh.

In real life, I don't fall in love with the guy who wines and dines me, I fall in love with the flaws and the humanity.

I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.

I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.

I love my job; I love the world that it is. But I don't want someone who is just in love with that world. I want to be with someone who is in love with me, warts and all.

I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny.

I would love to have an ocean of love right now. That said, the number-one rule of acting is, 'Do not seek approval from the audience.' People don't realize that. You can't do stuff to get applause. You have to live in the truth.

I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once.

In the time it takes us to look beyond the lies, we could be sailing in each other's eyes.

I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

Say the whole point of love is to try to get your fingers through the holes in the lover's mask. To get some kind of hold on the mask, and who cares how you do it.

One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.

I don't have a girlfriend. No, I don't. I haven't had a relationship in years, actually. But yeah, I'm still looking. It's kind of nice to be looking for a home at the same time.

If truth does not lead to falling in love, it fails.

Tell me what we had was real, I whisper.

I feel sexiest when I can make you laugh.

You see, you closed your eyes. That was the difference. Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, you have to believe what you feel. And if you are ever going to have other people trust you, you must feel that you can trust them, too--even when you’re in the dark. Even when you’re falling.