Benny Hill Quotes

Jason Schwartzman's, like, one of my favorite actors, for sure.

50 Cent should stick to what he does best, rapping, and leave the funny business to comedians.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!

I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone.

Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.

Oh my God, I could watch Jennifer Coolidge for hours.

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

I'd say people that really inspired me at first were like, Dustin Hoffman, Jim Carrey... serious Jim Carrey though.

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a Kevin Hart fan.

Bernie Mac is talented!

I've got a great sense of humor, and if I'm able to say or do something in a movie that people feel like they want to repeat, that's hugely flattering.

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing.

I'm a total performer.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson.

I am essentially an entertainer and a storyteller.

Chris Rock is a good friend of mine, and he is hysterical.

I work in the entertainment industry, and I like to be entertained.

I really enjoy Martin Sheen - he is very unexpectedly funny, very quick.

Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.

During my military service, I performed a sketch in which I played a flea called Max. So when critics kept misspelling my name, I decided to change it and thought, 'Ah! Max!'

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.

I am riveted by Phaedra Parks and her performance of herself. She kills me.

I'm a huge Steven Martin fan.

Will Smith is just an all-around amazing talent and really funny.