Jon Stewart Quotes

My voice is not good enough for me to sing a song.

I don't like being bad at anything.

I tried to play rugby but was never very good.

So I got interested in singing and I have always used my voice. Not professionally as much, but around the living room, the campfire, that kind of thing.

I don't like failing at anything.

There are times when you throw an interception and you're beating yourself up.

I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing.

Hell, I can't even generate a good demonstration any more.

I soon knew what CPA meant- Can’t Produce Anything

We’re not very good at cutting things. We’re not even good at reducing things.

I'm too short to play basketball and too nervous to steal.

If I miss a pass at practice, I'm ticked off.

I just feel like there's a lid on the basket. Three games and no shots went in, but I just have to keep working.

I never really sang for anyone, apart from in the shower or with my best friend. I was shy. I didn't want to take voice lessons. I knew I could sing, but I just didn't tell anyone.

Everyone remembers the shot you couldn't stop.

I wish I had a great singing voice.

Can't ever catch enough balls.

In my opinion, anybody can sing. If they have a voice, they must sing.

I would mimic what I saw in Grease and Guys and Dolls in front of my mom's mirror and I would practice voices and songs. When you put me alone in a room, that's what I would do.

It is always our inabilities that vex us.

I feel like an inadequate machine, a machine that breaks down at crucial moments, grinds to a dreadful hault, 'won't go,' or, even worse, explodes in some innocent person's face.

Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice came out like Darth Vader's. The kids cracked up. The coach tried again, but this time the megaphone blared: "The cow says moo!

How my achievements mock me!

I can think of nothing more soul destroying in life than to persist in trying to do a thing you want desperately to do well, and to know that you are at the best second rate.

I tried to make the best music that I could possibly make, and then nothing was ever good enough.