Michael Enzi Quotes

Incompetent and relentless are the worst combination of qualities.

I'd be an absolutely appalling detective... Appalling.

Miranda, my character, cannot sing, cannot act, and is really inappropriate.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

I can't argue my way out of a paper bag.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent

I have no skills. I'm bad at most things.

I think I've cornered the market at playing ineffectual. I think I'm quite accomplished at it.

I was fairly rubbish as a player.

Incompetency fed on itself.

Amateur bureaucrats are often even worse than professional bureaucrats.

I was a pretty terrible lawyer. A really, really terrible lawyer.

I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.

Salazar's record is one of weakness; he hasn't been a good attorney general.

I shouldn't have acted. I didn't exhibit any ability. I was one of the kids in the school play who was just mouthing words, and they weren't the actual words of the song. I was pretty lame!

You know you're a fool when what you're doing makes even the post office seem efficient.

One could see that what you are writing was that today's meeting was a disaster. Now, for the first time, I can tell you that you are a disaster.

… a loser!

Obviously, Miss Craig, not enough.

I soon knew what CPA meant- Can’t Produce Anything

He is no more fit to handle the case than an ass is to play a harp.

Its inefficient, its ineffective and its fundamentally unfair.

I pass my days in a state of exasperation. First, with the fools who do not want any of the things that ought to be done, and second, with the equally obnoxious fools who insist upon so much that they cannot get anything done.