Larry the Cable Guy Quotes

I'm an addict for underwear.

I'm addicted to Altoids. I call them 'acting pills.'

Addiction is a really hard thing to kick.

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

Every day I tell myself that reading newspapers is a waste of time, but then... I cannot do without them. They are like a drug.

When you can stop you don't want to, and when you want to stop, you can't.

An addict is an addict. If they're not acting out in one area, it tends to come out in another. I think there was a time when I considered myself a work addict, but that's no longer accurate.

It's extraordinary these obsessions. You conquer one but then you move onto another.

For many people it's Facebook, or sports on TV, whatever it is. I have my own demons that I battle. But whatever they are, you wish you could not do them. For most of us it's "I cannot get off Facebook." But imagine that your demon has you living on the street. I don't think those compulsions and obsessions are that different.

I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.

Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.

It is easy to assume a habit; but when you try to cast it off, it will take skin and all.

He was my drug, and I had no desire to kick the habit.

The trouble with addiction is that you can park the car but you can never switch off the engine or stop yourself from hearing the revs.

I wrote like a junkie. I had to have my daily fix.

I have an unfortunate compulsion. I really would rather not do it, as it is very nerve-wracking and un-fun. But when it works, there is nothing like it.

You're an addiction...my obsession.

Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition?

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

We are all addicts in various stages of degradation where I live on the Upper West Side, some to heroin, some to small dogs, and some to the New York Times. The heroin is cut, the dogs are paranoid, and the Times cheats by skimping on the West Coast ball scores. No matter, each of us goes upon the street solely in pursuit of his own particular curse.

I drink for the thirst to come.

I can't be any more addicted to it than I already am,"Jamie said slowly, as though he'd rehearsed this, and then waiting for a cue Nick obviously had no intention of giving." Think about crack!" Jamie added, clearly struck by insperation. "Yes! It's like I'm a crack addict, and you're my friend the drug dealer who gives me crack for free, and I know you're just trying to be a good friend, but every time I think 'Wow, this crack might be a little bit of a problem for me,' you're there to say, 'Have some more delicious crack.' Am I making sense?" Nick stared."Hardly ever in your life.

I liked the ceremony, the ritual of preparing cocaine, as much as doing it. I did it for a year, loved it, then stopped. Now I feel the same way about cooking.

Helping other people is a drug so dangerous that there is no cure short of total abstention.

I'm addicted to acting.