Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I want to see more sports in schools.

I think every school in the world should have a sports program.

Almost any game with any ball is a good game.

I went to football training when I was five because I think my father thought he had two boys.

I still believe it is important that children have a chance to play other sports because they all offer learning experiences. Soccer is a growing sport and would be a good complement to hockey.

I was one of those kids who, everything I tried sports-related, I liked.

Get out of the house. A lot of kids play video games and aren't active, and that's one thing I like to do - keep them active and having fun, interacting with other kids.

I love exercise, but I didn't join a single sports club as a student - I have no hand-eye coordination. Things like yoga are amazing, but anything with a ball just isn't for me.

In high school, I had gym, and with me just being so competitive, I would go too hard in gym class.

Sport is an essential element of education.

I recommend sports, I don't recommend gambling.

Baseball and football are very different games. In a way, both of them are easy. Football is easy if you're crazy as hell. Baseball is easy if you've got patience. They'd both be easier for me if I were a little more crazy - and a little more patient.

I played basketball and soccer but they are very different games, obviously. However, playing any kind of sport always helps you develop physically.

You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"

If someone throws you the ball, you don't have to catch it.

Sports is good for health and for children, it gives them manhood, courage, teaches them team work and coordination. Sports is something that is so crucial, it makes everything.

Is [football] for everybody? Of course not. But it is a meaningful contribution beyond, I think, other alternatives.

Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.

I like watching sports, you know, all sorts of stuff.

I miss the guys, and I miss playing baseball. Just being able to swing the bat, or run, or dive for a ball, or slide into second.

I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous.

The sports of children satisfy the child.

The facts and techniques or whatever they teach you in class isn't going to be veryuseful in the real world, that's for sure.

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport