Chelsea Handler Quotes

We're in a celebrity culture, and when I turn on the news today I hear about Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton and the Kardashian sisters and 'Dancing with the Stars,' one thing after another, Kate Gosselin's new body.

We've all seen the media endlessly focus on the personal lives of celebrities. Most of it is gossip and tabloid fodder.

What's that show? 'TMZ'? They stand there and say, 'I've got this on this person.' The focus on celebrities can be detrimental because people could be thinking of other things, but it's a part of the culture and it's what sells.

I think what's interesting about the whole paparazzi thing is that unless you're Brad Pitt or Madonna, you can pretty much avoid it. You know when you're going to an opening that you will be photographed, so that's fine. And you know the restaurants that have paparazzi, so you don't go to them.

I think anybody who's famous has to deal with their fame in their own way, and I dealt with it by making a film about a kid who's looking out into the world of celebrity obsession.

Now with tabloids and seeing people walking around in sweats pumping gas you're like, 'Okay, they're just like us.'

Buy tabloids. Celebrity gossip is engrossing. Celebrity cellulite can make you forget turbulence.

I admit to subscribing to all the celebrity rags. The best part of being an author is if the celebs aren't being ridiculous enough, you can just make it up.

You have tours that go to certain parts of the world to see a specific type of bird, and then you come back to Hollywood, and you see tour vans that go around in hopes of catching a glimpse of Halle Berry going out to get a newspaper.

Nobody cares about your autograph. There are cameras everywhere, and there are media outlets for them to 'file their story'.

People really care about Kim Kardashian: they know her, they watch her, they follow her on social media, they know about her whole family. It's more than just being a fan.

I don't read or watch anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan.

Certain celebs manage to worm their way out of the spotlight, and I won't stand for that.

I love Kim Kardashian. There, I've said it.

You never really see me, unless its accidental, in the tabloids or any of those magazines.

I have been reporting on celebrity stuff my whole career and am very aware that fame is a slippery slope.

I think some people have gotten used to the paparazzi culture and they know they cannot avoid it. If you ask me, some people like it, but I have a different opinion.

I'm not interested myself in personality news.

I wasn't the star-obsessed person. I never wanted to meet stars at film sets.

When I first started playing, the only time you knew you would get photographed was if the paparazzi were outside a smart restaurant in town.

For me, I've got no interest in being a celebrity, and I have no interest in doing photographs, going to this party or that.

The thing I simply hate about my job is any 'celeb' coverage.

I had heard that in Bollywood, one gets publicity without even asking for it. There are new rumours every day and the celebrities involved get disturbed.

I'm obsessed with celebrities and fame. I always will be.

I am obsessed by Kim Kardashian; I do try to find out what Kim's up to.