Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Being invisible would be pretty great. You could watch everybody, sneak into places and know what people were saying.

I watch people from the top of buses who don't know they're being watched. It's quite fascinating.

Being anonymous is a great luxury. It's a big loss to lose that. Mostly, the loss is the ability to observe others without being observed yourself. And as an actor, that is your key tool.

You can't observe as much if you're observed by others.

I think I would make a good spy. I can sort of be a chameleon. People don't notice me very easily. I never get recognized.

I don't like the idea of people following me around.

I'm a shadow whisperer: I hide in the shadows. And I tend to avoid places where I might get photographed and end up with my picture in the press.

I quite like sort of being able to walk down the street with no one noticing.

If I walk up to a bar, they wont see that I'm standing there.

I don't like to feel like I'm being looked at all the time.

I don't like being watched, and I don't like being an entertainer.

I saw him because I see everything. Easy when no one notices you.

The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

...in the habit of watching every bit of human life I can see about my windows, but I do it so that I am not observed at it.

One great thing about being a black man is that if you put on a hat, you can move around unnoticed.

who is invisible enough to see you

I'm an observer. I read about life. I research life. I find a corner in a room and melt into it. I can become invisible. It's an art, and I am a wonderful practitioner.

The less people know about me, the easier my job is.

I don't like being rumbled, I like to be invisible.

You're safe only when you can't see anybody.

If someone asked if I I'd want no one to recognise me anymore, I'd take that option, I think.

I didn't like the attention and that's what's awesome about Rice. I would go to class, walk around campus and do my thing. No one even noticed who I was.

Someone is always watching or listening.

I'm always hoping no one is following me around with a camera.

People are more willing to say things when they don't know they're being recorded.